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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 17:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Eric Trump says World Liberty will buy 'substantial position' in Trump memecoin, nixes 'official' wallet - The Block

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Volcanic Eruptions Can Create Ice in The Sky, And We Finally Know How - ScienceAlert

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do you think will be the biggest factor in determining whether Daniel Penny was justified in believing that Jordan Neely had posed a deadly threat in the manslaughter trial?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Sony responds to concerns about Nintendo Switch 2 impacting PlayStation’s business - Nintendo Everything

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scottie Scheffler opens third round with triple bogey to tumble down Travelers leaderboard - NBC Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Credit cards could blow up a carefully crafted crypto compromise - Politico

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Howard Stern explains what friend Billy Joel wants everyone to know about his brain disorder diagnosis - New York Post

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What goes into writing a great movie script?