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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 17:32

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Volcanic Eruptions Can Create Ice in The Sky, And We Finally Know How - ScienceAlert
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Credit cards could blow up a carefully crafted crypto compromise - Politico
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to